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Q. why doesnt osama update? – needyandattached
Note: Ask Osama apologizes for the delays and promises to make up for the lack of responses
Q. should i go for the girl with the looks and the body or the girl with the personality? the one with the personality is cute, but the one with the looks..well she is smoking.. - confused.
Dear confused,
Get with the girl with the looks first, when you’re sick of her, go to the one with the personality.
Q. Im thinkin youre moslem. Im starting a new provocative film business, and I want to diversify my bonds if ya know what I mean. You know where I can get a hold of moslem girls willing to go the whole 9 yards? *wink wink* - Bob Bullock
Dear Bob Bullock,
I suggest you shoot in
Q. They say cupid lost his wings recently. I would believe it... What should I do? I want to fly again. - Broken Hearted Teen
Dear Broken Hearted Teen,
Spend a night or two out in the town with your friends first, then think about spreading your wings.
Q. what's up? – Alias
nm… u?
Q. why are you so handsome? – lovebird
Dear lovebird,
Because Dove tells me I am.
Q. What is your favorite food? – Degostator
Degostator
Pork Tofu. So close to being sinful, yet so far.
Q. How old are you before it can be said you died of old age? - aging one
Dear aging one,
If you live through the current retirement age, then I think you’re considered old.
Q. Do penguins have knees? – Killer Whale
Killer Whale,
“Yes. Penguins appear to have very short legs and no knees because only the lower leg is externally visible. Their knees and upper legs are feather covered, hiding them from view. This also means that penguins never get cold knees!” source - http://www.penguin.net.nz/faq/faq.html
Q. How many friends do you have? – G-Money
15 friends, Facebook me!
Q. Why did Sally sell seashells on the seashore when you can just pick them up anyway? – Seaweed
Dear Seaweed,
Because she knew if she advertised well, a lot of suckers would buy them.