Wednesday - November 28th

Q. What are the most appropriate questions to ask? – psychotaco

Dear psychotaco,

All questions are fair game. But I am kind of tired of people asking me if I am gay.  

Q. what brand are your glasses? - Klutch

Dear Klutch,

Dolce and Gabanna because they help me understand who I am.

Q. One of my roommates parties, the other has family problems, and the third we just don't see much of. With that and all thats been going on with noorah, how am I supposed to get anything done this semester? – Hadi

Dear Hadi,

It looks like there is a lot happening in your life. Any time I get overwhelmed and feel that life sucks, I usually look at the back of my shirt’s tag to realize that the person that made my shirt is probably having a worse time than myself.  You should try it.

Q. Can you do my homework? - Lotse

Dear Lotse,

Unfortunately, I don’t have the time, but I can recommend centers such as Kumon, Sylvan and Princeton Review. Traditionally, these tutoring centers are for the privileged, but seeing that you have access to a computer I’m pretty sure you can rake out a few jeffersons.

Q. Do you have any stories to share in how people treat you before they know your name versus after they know your name? – JBurn

Dear JBurn,

Wow. This is a deep question.  

Q. What are your thoughts on bacon? – Vege

Dear Vege,

Can’t complain.

Q. What do you order when you go to Starbucks? – Coffee Girl

Dear Coffee Girl,

I got a coupon for 25% off on a new Barista. It might add a dash of ambience in my kitchen.

Q. what do u think about freckles – gsport

Dear gsport,

I think that freckles add a lot of personality to a person. I wonder why magazines keep on airbrushing freckles and why Dove keeps on photoshopping more on.