Tuesday - November 27th

Q. What is the meaning of life? – Boom

Dear Boom,

Trying to find a thought provoking response so you can finally get with that girl who thinks you’re deep.

Q. How do I tell my boss I want my own prayer chapel at work? – Monster

Dear Monster,

Tell him you’ll start coming to work on Sundays. He might even end up hiring a religious leader or something.

Q. Why does Saudi Arabia continue to shell out unfair verdicts against female victims, treating them as culprits rather than victims? – Monkey

Dear Monkey,

Nobody feels unjust about hurting someone they’ve never seen.

Q.  When I come home from Scotland, where will you take me to hang out? - Amy

Dear Amy,

A mall.

Q. do you believe in magic? – jar jar

Dear jar jar,

In a young girl's heart?

Q. Maybe you should date me. – Alias Date me

Dear Alias Date me,

As long as I don’t have to pay for anything.

 Q. What should I do if I am stuck in West Texas with no food, gas, or water? – Lotse

Dear Lotse,

Ask me that question. 

Q. I keep dreaming about Michael Buble...How do I stop? – Farias

Dear Farias,

Put up pictures of Frank Sinatra’s eyes on your bedroom wall.

Q. your website is copying strongbad - azam

Dear azam,

Strongbad fans are the most zealous. I can feel the hatred in your words.