Thursday - November 29th  (next update Monday)

Q. what if it's my first night at fight club? - jar jar

Dear jar jar,

My first time was really rough, but nonetheless very special. After the first couple of thrusts, it's hard not to enjoy the fast pounding. My best advice is to take it slow and don't groan after the initial advance.

Q. parlez-vous francais? - friend

Dear friend,

私は私の自由な時間の日本語を話す。通常友人が付いている浴室で。

Q. what if a native person from gilgit, pakistan and gawadar, pakistan got married, what would their kids be called? - zumm zumm

Dear zumm zumm,

They’ll probably be named something parvaiz mohammad.

Q. do u think green tea helps? – Alias

Dear Alias,

After yoga it’s a religious experience.  

Q. do you know justin? - Alias

Dear Alias,

Yes, I was with him in the recording studio when he was doing his duet with Thom Yorke. Unfortunately, they never really could agree on a style to move forward with. Thom is pretty mainstream with his rhythms.

Q. I meant to ask if you know Justin that lives in Hawaii/??? – Alias

Damn. That kills my joke.

Q. is counter strike or counter strike source better or warcraft 3? – lolprocd

Dear lolprocd,

I have been meaning to play those games, but I spend my online time on Second Life. I am trying right now to buy a digital pair of fendi shoes, but the linden dollars exchange rate is just fluctuating frequently. There is a recession right now, so it's best for me to wait.  

Q. Do you think Rahilium could be an element in the near future? - Rahilium

Dear Rahilium,

Only if it’s considered a noble gas.

Q. what is the best solution for chapped elbows and knees? I have already tried Aveeno and Curel.... - Alias

Dear Alias,

This may sound a little off, but KY Jelly works wonders.

Q. do you like reading Murakami? - windupbird

Dear windupbird,

I am in the process of checking him out. Here’s a link for everyone else. Clicky