Monday - December 3rd  

Q. She's pregnant... what do I do? - Accident

Dear Accident,

CTRL + Z ?

Q. Why am I so unproductive!? – No Work

Dear No Work,

I think your spending a lot of time on facebook. Pick up machine porn.  

Q. how can i get a guy's attention? he knows i love him but he wont do anything about it??? - Alias

Dear Alias,

You’re not showing enough skin

Q. What is the most offensive book? - Alias

Dear Alias,

Yan Can Cook. Too much unnecessary attention put on the name and terrible recipe book.

Q. How many licks does it take to get to the center? - Pleiades

Dear Pleiades,

Depends on what it is.

Q. Is it true you once slept on your bed covered with grease? – Nuh

Dear Nuh,

It was Johnson’s and Johnson’s baby oil on my thunder thighs.

Q. do you like beans? they make me gassy, what about you? – ms.jelly bean

Dear ms. jelly bean,

Nah…

Q. Why are there so many Alias fans on here? Heroes is so much better..  -  Heroes

Dear Heroes,

The last episode of the season is tonight!