Monday - December 10th

Q. how does that song go???
like dooo doo doo odoo? ___??? - abc

Dear abc,

Really sorry man, I’m very bad at these games.

Q. why doesn't anyone like me? – friendless in austin

Dear friendless in austin,

I had the same problem so I started to use Fair and Handsome. Things got better.


Q. Whatstartshere.com [a website that is raising awareness on the genocide in Darfur - Colin

Dear Colin,

Love the green darfur shirts you guys are repping. Were they made by the refugees in the region or the cute kids from Peru?

Q. I have a live-in girlfriend who's name is Stacy...she steals my passwords and messes with my facebook and reads my messages and stuff. What should i do with her? - Panda

Dear Panda,

I actually saw this interesting news item on Digg and thought maybe you could do something similar. CLICK!

Q. Why are you posing as me? - Osama

Dear Osama,

Haha it’s like I’m writing a response to myself.

Q. Yo Osamamamamama, what's up with the red blocks above? – TemplarK-nite

Dear TemplarK-nite,

I was trying to go for something avant garde

Q. what percentage of engineering students are "lame-o"s?? - Alias

Dear Alias,

It all depends on how much curry you smell and calculator watches you see as you walk through the hallways.

Q. u look like a chimpanzee with a tad of ugly on its face – Alias

Dear Alias

Ouch.

Q.  who let the dogs out? - -

Dear  - ,

I'd have no clue. Not sure if you know, but most brown folk are deathly scared of dogs.