Monday - November 26th

Q. Are you single? If yes, can you please describe your ideal woman? - Alias

Dear Alias,

Yes, I am single :)

And to your second question - 34D - 24 - 34. right?

Q. Would you buy a corolla or a civic? - TO

Dear TO,

I’m a civic kind of a guy, but that’s also cos I think the corolla is made for my dad’s friends.

Q. how are you? - Alias

Dear Alias,

Not too shabby.

Q. why does turkey make you sleepy?  - Alias2

Dear Alias2,

I was thinking of writing something witty, but then found a really good answer on about.com. clicky

Q. What do you think of meebo.com? – romesceever

Dear romesceever,

I used meebo awhile back and think it works fairly well, but I’m deathly afraid of instant messaging. I have a tendency of having random people ask me “A/S/L” and I can’t help but pretend to be an oriental stripper from Milwaukee.

Q. Why do people cheat on their significant others? - Tomey

Dear Tomey,

I think ripe caucasian pre-teens on the Disney channel have a way of getting older men worked up.

Q. OMG I LOVE THIS SITE! why are you so freaking cool? - Alias

YAY!

Q. how do u know if your gay - Alias

Dear Alias,

If you get really worked up listening to Fantasia from American Idol – free yourself.

Q. What kind of hair products do you use for your beard? – Lotse

Dear Lotse,

I don’t have a beard yet. I think you might have mistaken me for some other guy.

Q. What is your name? – Alias

Dear Alias,

Osama, silly!

(Note: please start putting another alias other than Alias)