Monday - November 19th

Q. why is the world so messed up? - gagman45

Dear gagman45,

I asked the same question to Al Gore when we were shopping at Wal Mart. 

Q. I am a Pokemon.  Are you a Pokemon too? - Rapidash

Dear Rapidash,

Yes I am. Unfortunately they skipped over me during the poke rap.

Q. will you come to houston so i can f*ck you? - ashley

Dear ashley,

Please add me on myspace or facebook. We should continue this conversation about a potential superficial meet up on a similarly superficial website. 

Q. does anyone ever tell you you look like that guy on flight of the conchords? - cdawg

Dear cdawg,

I photoshop my photos to look better than I really do. Sadly, better equals the dude from flight of the conchords.

Q. pink shoes? - Alias1

Dear Alias1,

Sometimes.

Q. where's the beaches? - steve

Dear steve,

Pending on your location steve. Since I looked at your IP address and identified you’re location in Southern California… you are in for a treat.

Below I have included some photos of hot beaches in the area.

The Malibu Beach Anaheim, The OC (don't call it that)

Q. Does Osama wear Pumas? - PumaChick

Dear PumaChick,

Look above.


Q. Hey do you think Walking Skyscrapers is a good name for my band? - DariusK

Dear Darius K,

…. no